I love mythical creatures as much as the next sci-fi geek/Potter fan. But I know where to draw the line between wanting to believe, and really believing. You can't cross a horse with a man, or a lion with an eagle. And you can't, for Pete's sake, cross a rabbit with a cat. Yet some silly types have blown up this myth so effectively, it takes an epic de-mythification to disprove it.
Just say "no" to freaky hybrids.